F—k, Now There Are Two of You is a loving monologue about the new addition to the family, addressed to a big sibling and shot through with Adam Mansbach's trademark profane truth-telling. Gorgeously illustrated and chock-full of unspoken sentiments channeled directly from the brains of parents worldwide, F—k, Now There Are Two of You articulates all the fears and frustrations attendant to the simple, math-defying fact that two is a million more kids than one.

As you probably know by now, you shouldn't read it to a child.

(Akashic Books)